Limericks- Nonsense

I go to Point England School
the year 8’s are really very cool
the teachers are nice
but they have lots of lice
those poor teacher at Point England School.

I would like to acknowledge this website for this Picture: clipartof.com

Lovely Old Helen

went to the market to buy her a big melon
the melon was green
and the shopkeeper was mean
poor Lovely old Helen

I would like to acknowledge this website for letting me use this picture of the Watermelon: whataboutwatermelon.com

"What If"

If I was a Trillionaire
I would give A LOT of money to a charity.
If I was a Trillionarie
I would buy each of my family a Mansion, buy them the latest cars and things.
If I was a Trillionaire
I would take them around the world where ever they would want to go.
I would buy a famous Landmark and name a star after me and my family. I would give and buy things for my church. I would buy my own company.
And I will build my own school.

Alfred J Gross

Alfred J Gross is well known for inventing the Walkie Talkie. Walkie Talkie’s other name is Handheld Transcelver. Walkie Talkies are Handheld portable Radios.

Alfred J Gross was born in 1918 in Tornoto Ontario Canada and died in 2001 age 82 Years.

AWARDS

1984:Centennial medal

1992: Fred B. Link Award

1997:Marconi Memorial Gold Medal of Achievement

1998: Eta Kappa Nu's Vladimir Karapetoff

1999:Edwin Howard Armstrong Achievement Award

2000:IEEE Millennium and Lemelson-MIT Lifetime

Achievement Award for Invention and Innovation. In 1950 he tried in vain to interest telephone companies in mobile telephony. Bell Telephone was uninterested.

Gross became working as a specialist in Microwave and other Communication System.

Alfred J Gross’s design has change the world a lot and has been a help to us all. Even though Alfred J Gross has passed away his inventiom is useful to Jobs that are important like Policemen.

I would like to Thank Wikipedia for the information!